Hoodie (Unisex) – Training Manager Parody Definition

from $69.10

Because “strategic alignment” apparently means doing twice the work with half the budget.

from $69.10

This hoodie recognizes the Training Manager — the fearless leader balancing business needs, learner engagement, and the eternal mystery of where the budget actually went. Featuring a parody dictionary-style definition that captures the daily juggle of managing people, programs, and expectations, it’s the perfect blend of sarcasm, warmth, and managerial endurance.

Made by Champion®, it offers Double Dry® fleece comfort that keeps you warm through quarterly reporting, executive reviews, and those “urgent” requests to measure ROI on inspiration. Available in charcoal heather, royal blue, navy, black, and stone grey, and in unisex sizes S–3XL.

Product features

  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester for softness and durability

  • Champion® Double Dry® technology keeps you warm and dry

  • Medium-heavy fabric (9 oz/yd² / 310 g/m²) for year-round comfort

  • Iconic “C” logo on left sleeve

  • Kangaroo pocket for convenience (and hiding your leadership fatigue)

  • Up to 5% recycled polyester from plastic bottles

  • Regular fit with no side seams for reduced waste

  • Sewn-in label with care instructions

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Because “strategic alignment” apparently means doing twice the work with half the budget.

from $69.10

This hoodie recognizes the Training Manager — the fearless leader balancing business needs, learner engagement, and the eternal mystery of where the budget actually went. Featuring a parody dictionary-style definition that captures the daily juggle of managing people, programs, and expectations, it’s the perfect blend of sarcasm, warmth, and managerial endurance.

Made by Champion®, it offers Double Dry® fleece comfort that keeps you warm through quarterly reporting, executive reviews, and those “urgent” requests to measure ROI on inspiration. Available in charcoal heather, royal blue, navy, black, and stone grey, and in unisex sizes S–3XL.

Product features

  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester for softness and durability

  • Champion® Double Dry® technology keeps you warm and dry

  • Medium-heavy fabric (9 oz/yd² / 310 g/m²) for year-round comfort

  • Iconic “C” logo on left sleeve

  • Kangaroo pocket for convenience (and hiding your leadership fatigue)

  • Up to 5% recycled polyester from plastic bottles

  • Regular fit with no side seams for reduced waste

  • Sewn-in label with care instructions