Hoodie (Unisex) – LMS Administrator Parody Definition

from $69.10

Because every system problem is “urgent,” every request is “just a quick fix,” and every update breaks something new.

from $69.10

This hoodie celebrates the LMS Administrator — the guardian of enrollments, destroyer of broken SCORMs, and the one person keeping corporate training chaos barely contained. Featuring a parody dictionary-style definition that perfectly sums up life behind the dashboard, it’s equal parts cozy, sarcastic, and painfully accurate.

Made by Champion®, it’s built with Double Dry® fleece to keep you warm through system outages, help desk tickets, and those joyful moments when “the LMS just ate everyone’s progress again.” Available in charcoal heather, royal blue, navy, black, and stone grey, and in unisex sizes S–3XL.

Product features

  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester for softness and durability

  • Champion® Double Dry® technology keeps you warm and dry

  • Medium-heavy fabric (9 oz/yd² / 310 g/m²) for year-round comfort

  • Iconic “C” logo on left sleeve

  • Kangaroo pocket for convenience (and emergency stress snacks)

  • Up to 5% recycled polyester from plastic bottles

  • Regular fit with no side seams for reduced waste

  • Sewn-in label with care instructions

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Because every system problem is “urgent,” every request is “just a quick fix,” and every update breaks something new.

from $69.10

This hoodie celebrates the LMS Administrator — the guardian of enrollments, destroyer of broken SCORMs, and the one person keeping corporate training chaos barely contained. Featuring a parody dictionary-style definition that perfectly sums up life behind the dashboard, it’s equal parts cozy, sarcastic, and painfully accurate.

Made by Champion®, it’s built with Double Dry® fleece to keep you warm through system outages, help desk tickets, and those joyful moments when “the LMS just ate everyone’s progress again.” Available in charcoal heather, royal blue, navy, black, and stone grey, and in unisex sizes S–3XL.

Product features

  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester for softness and durability

  • Champion® Double Dry® technology keeps you warm and dry

  • Medium-heavy fabric (9 oz/yd² / 310 g/m²) for year-round comfort

  • Iconic “C” logo on left sleeve

  • Kangaroo pocket for convenience (and emergency stress snacks)

  • Up to 5% recycled polyester from plastic bottles

  • Regular fit with no side seams for reduced waste

  • Sewn-in label with care instructions