Hoodie (Unisex) – Instructional Designer Parody Definition

from $69.10

Because nothing says “engaging learning experience” like a 200-slide deck and a two-week turnaround.

from $69.10

This hoodie honors the Instructional Designer — the creative strategist stuck somewhere between theory, stakeholder opinions, and impossible deadlines. Featuring a parody dictionary-style definition that captures the daily grind of transforming chaos into curriculum, it’s equal parts cozy, sarcastic, and painfully relatable.

Made by Champion®, it blends comfort and resilience with Double Dry® fleece, helping you stay warm while you storyboard, script, or silently question the learning objectives. Available in charcoal heather, royal blue, navy, black, and stone grey, and in unisex sizes S–3XL.

Product features

  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester for softness and durability

  • Champion® Double Dry® technology keeps you warm and dry

  • Medium-heavy fabric (9 oz/yd² / 310 g/m²) for year-round comfort

  • Iconic “C” logo on left sleeve

  • Kangaroo pocket for convenience (and hiding project tears)

  • Up to 5% recycled polyester from plastic bottles

  • Regular fit with no side seams for reduced waste

  • Sewn-in label with care instructions

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Because nothing says “engaging learning experience” like a 200-slide deck and a two-week turnaround.

from $69.10

This hoodie honors the Instructional Designer — the creative strategist stuck somewhere between theory, stakeholder opinions, and impossible deadlines. Featuring a parody dictionary-style definition that captures the daily grind of transforming chaos into curriculum, it’s equal parts cozy, sarcastic, and painfully relatable.

Made by Champion®, it blends comfort and resilience with Double Dry® fleece, helping you stay warm while you storyboard, script, or silently question the learning objectives. Available in charcoal heather, royal blue, navy, black, and stone grey, and in unisex sizes S–3XL.

Product features

  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester for softness and durability

  • Champion® Double Dry® technology keeps you warm and dry

  • Medium-heavy fabric (9 oz/yd² / 310 g/m²) for year-round comfort

  • Iconic “C” logo on left sleeve

  • Kangaroo pocket for convenience (and hiding project tears)

  • Up to 5% recycled polyester from plastic bottles

  • Regular fit with no side seams for reduced waste

  • Sewn-in label with care instructions