from $69.10
This hoodie honors the Instructional Designer — the creative strategist stuck somewhere between theory, stakeholder opinions, and impossible deadlines. Featuring a parody dictionary-style definition that captures the daily grind of transforming chaos into curriculum, it’s equal parts cozy, sarcastic, and painfully relatable.
Made by Champion®, it blends comfort and resilience with Double Dry® fleece, helping you stay warm while you storyboard, script, or silently question the learning objectives. Available in charcoal heather, royal blue, navy, black, and stone grey, and in unisex sizes S–3XL.
Product features
50% cotton, 50% polyester for softness and durability
Champion® Double Dry® technology keeps you warm and dry
Medium-heavy fabric (9 oz/yd² / 310 g/m²) for year-round comfort
Iconic “C” logo on left sleeve
Kangaroo pocket for convenience (and hiding project tears)
Up to 5% recycled polyester from plastic bottles
Regular fit with no side seams for reduced waste
Sewn-in label with care instructions
from $69.10
This hoodie honors the Instructional Designer — the creative strategist stuck somewhere between theory, stakeholder opinions, and impossible deadlines. Featuring a parody dictionary-style definition that captures the daily grind of transforming chaos into curriculum, it’s equal parts cozy, sarcastic, and painfully relatable.
Made by Champion®, it blends comfort and resilience with Double Dry® fleece, helping you stay warm while you storyboard, script, or silently question the learning objectives. Available in charcoal heather, royal blue, navy, black, and stone grey, and in unisex sizes S–3XL.
Product features
50% cotton, 50% polyester for softness and durability
Champion® Double Dry® technology keeps you warm and dry
Medium-heavy fabric (9 oz/yd² / 310 g/m²) for year-round comfort
Iconic “C” logo on left sleeve
Kangaroo pocket for convenience (and hiding project tears)
Up to 5% recycled polyester from plastic bottles
Regular fit with no side seams for reduced waste
Sewn-in label with care instructions