Hoodie (Unisex) – Subject Matter Expert Parody Definition

from $69.10

Because no project is complete without 47 revisions and one expert who “just remembered” another change.

from $69.10

This hoodie celebrates the unsung hero (and occasional chaos agent) of every training project — the Subject Matter Expert. Featuring a parody dictionary-style definition that perfectly captures SME life, it’s the ideal mix of sarcasm, comfort, and professional pride.

Made by Champion®, it blends warmth, durability, and just enough structure to survive the longest review cycles. With Double Dry® technology and a cozy fleece interior, it keeps you comfortable through virtual calls, late-night edits, and every “quick fix” request. Available in charcoal heather, royal blue, navy, black, and stone grey, it’s perfect for work, weekends, or pretending your project’s still on track.

Available in unisex sizes S–3XL.

Product features

  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester for softness and durability

  • Champion® Double Dry® technology keeps you warm and dry

  • Medium-heavy fabric (9 oz/yd² / 310 g/m²) for year-round comfort

  • Iconic “C” logo on left sleeve

  • Kangaroo pocket for convenience (and hiding your exasperation)

  • Up to 5% recycled polyester from plastic bottles

  • Regular fit with no side seams for reduced waste

  • Sewn-in label with care instructions

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Because no project is complete without 47 revisions and one expert who “just remembered” another change.

from $69.10

This hoodie celebrates the unsung hero (and occasional chaos agent) of every training project — the Subject Matter Expert. Featuring a parody dictionary-style definition that perfectly captures SME life, it’s the ideal mix of sarcasm, comfort, and professional pride.

Made by Champion®, it blends warmth, durability, and just enough structure to survive the longest review cycles. With Double Dry® technology and a cozy fleece interior, it keeps you comfortable through virtual calls, late-night edits, and every “quick fix” request. Available in charcoal heather, royal blue, navy, black, and stone grey, it’s perfect for work, weekends, or pretending your project’s still on track.

Available in unisex sizes S–3XL.

Product features

  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester for softness and durability

  • Champion® Double Dry® technology keeps you warm and dry

  • Medium-heavy fabric (9 oz/yd² / 310 g/m²) for year-round comfort

  • Iconic “C” logo on left sleeve

  • Kangaroo pocket for convenience (and hiding your exasperation)

  • Up to 5% recycled polyester from plastic bottles

  • Regular fit with no side seams for reduced waste

  • Sewn-in label with care instructions