Because when your SME ghosts you for weeks, at least this tote won’t.
$26.13
This cotton canvas tote bag carries more than just your groceries — it carries the emotional weight of every last-minute SME deadline and PowerPoint “masterpiece.” Durable, sustainable, and just snarky enough to spark hallway conversations, it’s perfect for conferences, workshops, or lugging around the drafts your SME will eventually “revert to the original” on. Built with reinforced handles and heavy fabric, this tote holds up just like you do when facilitation, design, and sanity collide.
Product features
100% cotton canvas for durability.
Flat corners for a sleek look without extra bulk.
Reinforced carrying handles for added strength.
Heavy fabric construction ensures long-lasting use.
Available in natural and black colors for versatile styling.
Care instructions
Do not iron directly over the printed area — print may stick to the iron.
Spot clean only.
Do not bleach.
Line dry.
Because when your SME ghosts you for weeks, at least this tote won’t.
$26.13
This cotton canvas tote bag carries more than just your groceries — it carries the emotional weight of every last-minute SME deadline and PowerPoint “masterpiece.” Durable, sustainable, and just snarky enough to spark hallway conversations, it’s perfect for conferences, workshops, or lugging around the drafts your SME will eventually “revert to the original” on. Built with reinforced handles and heavy fabric, this tote holds up just like you do when facilitation, design, and sanity collide.
Product features
100% cotton canvas for durability.
Flat corners for a sleek look without extra bulk.
Reinforced carrying handles for added strength.
Heavy fabric construction ensures long-lasting use.
Available in natural and black colors for versatile styling.
Care instructions
Do not iron directly over the printed area — print may stick to the iron.
Spot clean only.
Do not bleach.
Line dry.
