from $22.07
Introducing the ultimate Velveteen Plush Blanket — reimagined for cold cubicles and training offices. Soft, cozy, and hilariously on-point, the Cozy Instructional Designer Throw Blanket: Cold Office Relief brings warmth where the HVAC never will. Featuring a sarcastic “Checklist” and tagline that capture the realities of building training, this blanket is the only draft that won’t get kicked back.
Design highlights:
Role-specific “Checklist” with three truths every Instructional Designer knows:
âś” Keeping warm while freezing under fluorescent lights
âś” Keeping cozy while wrangling SMEs
✔ Keeping your lap warm while pretending Storyline isn’t crashing again
Snarky tagline that nails the cold-office struggle
Bold, gift-ready design perfect for laughing through the chill
Perfect for:
Freezing cubicles and icebox training offices
Gifting to sarcastic coworkers who “get it”
Talent Development professionals who need warmth and humor
Holiday, birthday, or appreciation gifts that beat another coffee mug
Throw blanket for lounging around the house or home office
Product features:
Double needle topstitch for durability and longevity
Crafted from 100% polyester for shape retention and quick drying
Designed for adults, adding a touch of luxury to their office or home
Meets strict safety compliance for peace of mind
Soft, medium heavy-weight fabric for comfort in any environment
Care instructions:
Do not dryclean
Do not iron
Tumble dry: low heat
Do not bleach
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) — hand wash will extend quality
from $22.07
Introducing the ultimate Velveteen Plush Blanket — reimagined for cold cubicles and training offices. Soft, cozy, and hilariously on-point, the Cozy Instructional Designer Throw Blanket: Cold Office Relief brings warmth where the HVAC never will. Featuring a sarcastic “Checklist” and tagline that capture the realities of building training, this blanket is the only draft that won’t get kicked back.
Design highlights:
Role-specific “Checklist” with three truths every Instructional Designer knows:
âś” Keeping warm while freezing under fluorescent lights
âś” Keeping cozy while wrangling SMEs
✔ Keeping your lap warm while pretending Storyline isn’t crashing again
Snarky tagline that nails the cold-office struggle
Bold, gift-ready design perfect for laughing through the chill
Perfect for:
Freezing cubicles and icebox training offices
Gifting to sarcastic coworkers who “get it”
Talent Development professionals who need warmth and humor
Holiday, birthday, or appreciation gifts that beat another coffee mug
Throw blanket for lounging around the house or home office
Product features:
Double needle topstitch for durability and longevity
Crafted from 100% polyester for shape retention and quick drying
Designed for adults, adding a touch of luxury to their office or home
Meets strict safety compliance for peace of mind
Soft, medium heavy-weight fabric for comfort in any environment
Care instructions:
Do not dryclean
Do not iron
Tumble dry: low heat
Do not bleach
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) — hand wash will extend quality
