Long-Sleeve T-Shirt (Unisex) – Training Manager Parody Definition

from $59.02

👕 Because aligning to business goals is easy — until they change tomorrow.

from $59.02

This long-sleeve tee features the parody dictionary-style definition of the Training Manager — leader tasked with aligning training to shifting business goals, expert at assigning projects without being provided staff, time, or budget, and translator of executive buzzwords into “strategic initiatives” no one actually asked for. Equal parts professional and sarcastic, this shirt is a must-have for anyone who has ever managed training with limited resources and unlimited expectations.

Available in white, butter, island green, chambray, granite, true navy, black, crunchberry, and crimson with sizes from S to 3XL, this tee is durable, comfortable, and versatile enough for office wear, virtual meetings, or conference sessions.

Product Features

  • 100% soft ring spun U.S. cotton

  • Heavy fabric (6.1 oz/yd² / 206.8 g/m²)

  • Relaxed, classic fit for everyday wear

  • Chest pocket detail

  • Garment dyed for a lived-in feel with minimal shrinkage

  • Sewn-in twill label

  • Printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) technology

  • Uses OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes

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👕 Because aligning to business goals is easy — until they change tomorrow.

from $59.02

This long-sleeve tee features the parody dictionary-style definition of the Training Manager — leader tasked with aligning training to shifting business goals, expert at assigning projects without being provided staff, time, or budget, and translator of executive buzzwords into “strategic initiatives” no one actually asked for. Equal parts professional and sarcastic, this shirt is a must-have for anyone who has ever managed training with limited resources and unlimited expectations.

Available in white, butter, island green, chambray, granite, true navy, black, crunchberry, and crimson with sizes from S to 3XL, this tee is durable, comfortable, and versatile enough for office wear, virtual meetings, or conference sessions.

Product Features

  • 100% soft ring spun U.S. cotton

  • Heavy fabric (6.1 oz/yd² / 206.8 g/m²)

  • Relaxed, classic fit for everyday wear

  • Chest pocket detail

  • Garment dyed for a lived-in feel with minimal shrinkage

  • Sewn-in twill label

  • Printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) technology

  • Uses OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes