🛋️ Cozy Graphic Designer Throw Blanket: Cold Office Relief

Keeping you warmer than your brand guidelines.

from $22.07

Introducing the ultimate Velveteen Plush Blanket — reimagined for cold cubicles and training offices. Soft, cozy, and hilariously on-point, the Cozy Graphic Designer Throw Blanket: Cold Office Relief brings warmth where the HVAC never will. Featuring a sarcastic “Checklist” and tagline that capture the realities of design work, this blanket is one project that won’t come back with revisions.

Design highlights:

• Role-specific “Checklist” with three truths every Graphic Designer knows:

  • ✔ Keeping warm while making stock photos look “authentic”

  • ✔ Staying cozy while fighting the urge to use Comic Sans

  • ✔ Warming up during endless rounds of “Can you make the logo bigger?”

• Snarky tagline that nails the cold-office struggle

• Bold, gift-ready design perfect for laughing through the chill

Perfect for:

• Freezing cubicles and icebox training offices

• Gifting to sarcastic coworkers who “get it”

• Talent Development professionals who need warmth and humor

• Holiday, birthday, or appreciation gifts that beat another coffee mug

• Throw blanket for lounging around the house or home office

Product features:

• Double needle topstitch for durability and longevity

• Crafted from 100% polyester for shape retention and quick drying

• Designed for adults, adding a touch of luxury to their office or home

• Meets strict safety compliance for peace of mind

• Soft, medium heavy-weight fabric for comfort in any environment

Care instructions:

• Do not dryclean

• Do not iron

• Tumble dry: low heat

• Do not bleach

• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) — hand wash will extend quality