💻 Protect your laptop like it’s your last working brain cell in a three-hour Zoom call.
Your laptop’s been through enough—death by backpack shuffle, coffee splashes, and the occasional “oops” drop on the way to another meeting that should’ve been an email. This padded laptop sleeve is here to keep your tech alive while you juggle course builds, SME delays, and the eternal mystery of why your slide master won’t cooperate.
Lightweight, durable, and lined with plush fleece (fancier than your office chair), it’s the perfect mix of sarcasm and security. Slide it into your tote, backpack, or carry it solo—either way, your laptop will thank you for finally treating it like the MVP it is.
Product Features
Durable zipper with metal head—because cheap zippers are a deal-breaker
100% polyester shell: strong, quick-drying, and low-maintenance
Shock-absorbing foam padding for accidental “gravity checks”
Plush fleece interior to keep your device cozy
Slim, lightweight design for professionals always on the move
Care Instructions
Spot clean with warm water and dish soap. For stubborn messes, use a soft-bristled brush. (Note: not tested against full-scale coffee floods or existential dread.)
💻 Protect your laptop like it’s your last working brain cell in a three-hour Zoom call.
Your laptop’s been through enough—death by backpack shuffle, coffee splashes, and the occasional “oops” drop on the way to another meeting that should’ve been an email. This padded laptop sleeve is here to keep your tech alive while you juggle course builds, SME delays, and the eternal mystery of why your slide master won’t cooperate.
Lightweight, durable, and lined with plush fleece (fancier than your office chair), it’s the perfect mix of sarcasm and security. Slide it into your tote, backpack, or carry it solo—either way, your laptop will thank you for finally treating it like the MVP it is.
Product Features
Durable zipper with metal head—because cheap zippers are a deal-breaker
100% polyester shell: strong, quick-drying, and low-maintenance
Shock-absorbing foam padding for accidental “gravity checks”
Plush fleece interior to keep your device cozy
Slim, lightweight design for professionals always on the move
Care Instructions
Spot clean with warm water and dish soap. For stubborn messes, use a soft-bristled brush. (Note: not tested against full-scale coffee floods or existential dread.)
