🛋️ Cozy Training Coordinator Throw Blanket: Cold Office Relief

from $22.07

The warmest part of your training calendar — no reschedule required.

from $22.07

Introducing the ultimate Velveteen Plush Blanket — reimagined for cold cubicles and training offices. Soft, cozy, and hilariously on-point, the Cozy Training Coordinator Throw Blanket: Cold Office Relief brings warmth where the HVAC never will. Featuring a sarcastic “Checklist” and tagline that capture the daily grind of Training Coordinators, this blanket is the only part of the schedule that always works out.

Design highlights:

  • Role-specific “Checklist” with three truths every Training Coordinator knows:

    • âś” Keeping warm processing attendance rosters in a cube colder than the Arctic

    • âś” Staying cozy while tracking training on 3 calendars

    • âś” Keeping your lap warm while your overdue reminders get the cold shoulder

  • Snarky tagline that nails the cold-office struggle

  • Bold, gift-ready design perfect for laughing through the chill

Perfect for:

  • Freezing cubicles and icebox training offices

  • Gifting to sarcastic coworkers who “get it”

  • Talent Development professionals who need warmth and humor

  • Holiday, birthday, or appreciation gifts that beat another coffee mug

  • Throw blanket for lounging around the house or home office

Product features:

  • Double needle topstitch for durability and longevity

  • Crafted from 100% polyester for shape retention and quick drying

  • Designed for adults, adding a touch of luxury to their office or home

  • Meets strict safety compliance for peace of mind

  • Soft, medium heavy-weight fabric for comfort in any environment

Care instructions:

  • Do not dryclean

  • Do not iron

  • Tumble dry: low heat

  • Do not bleach

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) — hand wash will extend quality

Size:

The warmest part of your training calendar — no reschedule required.

from $22.07

Introducing the ultimate Velveteen Plush Blanket — reimagined for cold cubicles and training offices. Soft, cozy, and hilariously on-point, the Cozy Training Coordinator Throw Blanket: Cold Office Relief brings warmth where the HVAC never will. Featuring a sarcastic “Checklist” and tagline that capture the daily grind of Training Coordinators, this blanket is the only part of the schedule that always works out.

Design highlights:

  • Role-specific “Checklist” with three truths every Training Coordinator knows:

    • âś” Keeping warm processing attendance rosters in a cube colder than the Arctic

    • âś” Staying cozy while tracking training on 3 calendars

    • âś” Keeping your lap warm while your overdue reminders get the cold shoulder

  • Snarky tagline that nails the cold-office struggle

  • Bold, gift-ready design perfect for laughing through the chill

Perfect for:

  • Freezing cubicles and icebox training offices

  • Gifting to sarcastic coworkers who “get it”

  • Talent Development professionals who need warmth and humor

  • Holiday, birthday, or appreciation gifts that beat another coffee mug

  • Throw blanket for lounging around the house or home office

Product features:

  • Double needle topstitch for durability and longevity

  • Crafted from 100% polyester for shape retention and quick drying

  • Designed for adults, adding a touch of luxury to their office or home

  • Meets strict safety compliance for peace of mind

  • Soft, medium heavy-weight fabric for comfort in any environment

Care instructions:

  • Do not dryclean

  • Do not iron

  • Tumble dry: low heat

  • Do not bleach

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) — hand wash will extend quality