Long-Sleeve T-Shirt (Unisex) – Instructional Designer Parody Definition

from $59.02

👕 Because turning 200 SME slides into “engaging learning” deserves more than coffee.

from $59.02

This long-sleeve tee features the parody dictionary-style definition of the Instructional Designer — the professional who translates incoherent SME rambling into 87-slide courses, believes “interactive” means more than clicking Next, and builds training for problems that training will never fix. Equal parts sarcastic and accurate, this shirt is the uniform for anyone who’s ever survived the analysis phase (or skipped it).

Available in white, butter, island green, chambray, granite, true navy, black, crunchberry, and crimson with sizes from S to 3XL, it’s comfortable, durable, and sharp enough to wear at the office, on Zoom, or to your next conference.

Product Features

  • 100% soft ring spun U.S. cotton

  • Heavy fabric (6.1 oz/yd² / 206.8 g/m²)

  • Relaxed, classic fit for everyday wear

  • Chest pocket detail

  • Garment dyed for a lived-in feel with minimal shrinkage

  • Sewn-in twill label

  • Printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) technology

  • Uses OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes

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👕 Because turning 200 SME slides into “engaging learning” deserves more than coffee.

from $59.02

This long-sleeve tee features the parody dictionary-style definition of the Instructional Designer — the professional who translates incoherent SME rambling into 87-slide courses, believes “interactive” means more than clicking Next, and builds training for problems that training will never fix. Equal parts sarcastic and accurate, this shirt is the uniform for anyone who’s ever survived the analysis phase (or skipped it).

Available in white, butter, island green, chambray, granite, true navy, black, crunchberry, and crimson with sizes from S to 3XL, it’s comfortable, durable, and sharp enough to wear at the office, on Zoom, or to your next conference.

Product Features

  • 100% soft ring spun U.S. cotton

  • Heavy fabric (6.1 oz/yd² / 206.8 g/m²)

  • Relaxed, classic fit for everyday wear

  • Chest pocket detail

  • Garment dyed for a lived-in feel with minimal shrinkage

  • Sewn-in twill label

  • Printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) technology

  • Uses OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes