Long-Sleeve T-Shirt (Unisex) – Graphic Designer Parody Definition

from $59.02

👕 Because “just make it pop” deserves to live on more than a slide deck.

from $59.02

This long-sleeve tee features the parody dictionary-style definition of the Graphic Designer in Talent Development — the unsung hero who turns chaos into visuals, only to watch them replaced by generic stock photos. Equal parts sarcasm and truth, it’s the perfect shirt for every designer who’s been asked to “do it quickly” with zero direction.

Available in white, butter, island green, chambray, granite, true navy, black, crunchberry, and crimson with sizes from S to 3XL, this shirt is made for comfort whether you’re designing slides at home or showing off your role at a conference.

Product Features

  • 100% soft ring spun U.S. cotton

  • Heavy fabric (6.1 oz/yd² / 206.8 g/m²)

  • Relaxed, classic fit for everyday wear

  • Chest pocket detail

  • Garment dyed for a lived-in feel with minimal shrinkage

  • Sewn-in twill label

  • Printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) technology

  • Uses OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes

Perfect for: working late on slides, conference wear, or gifting to the designer who knows brand standards are optional (for everyone else).

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👕 Because “just make it pop” deserves to live on more than a slide deck.

from $59.02

This long-sleeve tee features the parody dictionary-style definition of the Graphic Designer in Talent Development — the unsung hero who turns chaos into visuals, only to watch them replaced by generic stock photos. Equal parts sarcasm and truth, it’s the perfect shirt for every designer who’s been asked to “do it quickly” with zero direction.

Available in white, butter, island green, chambray, granite, true navy, black, crunchberry, and crimson with sizes from S to 3XL, this shirt is made for comfort whether you’re designing slides at home or showing off your role at a conference.

Product Features

  • 100% soft ring spun U.S. cotton

  • Heavy fabric (6.1 oz/yd² / 206.8 g/m²)

  • Relaxed, classic fit for everyday wear

  • Chest pocket detail

  • Garment dyed for a lived-in feel with minimal shrinkage

  • Sewn-in twill label

  • Printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) technology

  • Uses OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes

Perfect for: working late on slides, conference wear, or gifting to the designer who knows brand standards are optional (for everyone else).