Long-Sleeve T-Shirt (Unisex) – Subject Matter Expert (SME) Parody Definition

from $59.02

👕 Because 200 slides and “it’ll only take 15 minutes” deserves its own uniform.

from $59.02

This long-sleeve tee features the parody dictionary-style definition of the Subject Matter Expert (SME) — provider of massive slide decks, authority who believes their brilliance requires no editing, and contributor of last-minute changes that derail timelines for the entire Talent Development team. Equal parts flattering and sarcastic, this shirt captures what it means to be the expert everyone loves… and sometimes dreads.

Available in white, butter, island green, chambray, granite, true navy, black, crunchberry, and crimson with sizes from S to 3XL, it’s comfortable, durable, and bold enough for office days, conferences, or late-night content dumps.

Product Features

  • 100% soft ring spun U.S. cotton

  • Heavy fabric (6.1 oz/yd² / 206.8 g/m²)

  • Relaxed, classic fit for everyday wear

  • Chest pocket detail

  • Garment dyed for a lived-in feel with minimal shrinkage

  • Sewn-in twill label

  • Printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) technology

  • Uses OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes

Perfect for: SMEs who “already wrote the training,” conference banter, or as a gift from the TD team to their favorite over-contributor.

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👕 Because 200 slides and “it’ll only take 15 minutes” deserves its own uniform.

from $59.02

This long-sleeve tee features the parody dictionary-style definition of the Subject Matter Expert (SME) — provider of massive slide decks, authority who believes their brilliance requires no editing, and contributor of last-minute changes that derail timelines for the entire Talent Development team. Equal parts flattering and sarcastic, this shirt captures what it means to be the expert everyone loves… and sometimes dreads.

Available in white, butter, island green, chambray, granite, true navy, black, crunchberry, and crimson with sizes from S to 3XL, it’s comfortable, durable, and bold enough for office days, conferences, or late-night content dumps.

Product Features

  • 100% soft ring spun U.S. cotton

  • Heavy fabric (6.1 oz/yd² / 206.8 g/m²)

  • Relaxed, classic fit for everyday wear

  • Chest pocket detail

  • Garment dyed for a lived-in feel with minimal shrinkage

  • Sewn-in twill label

  • Printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) technology

  • Uses OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes

Perfect for: SMEs who “already wrote the training,” conference banter, or as a gift from the TD team to their favorite over-contributor.