Long-Sleeve T-Shirt (Unisex) – eLearning Developer Parody Definition

from $59.02

👕 Because version 12 is never the final version.

from $59.02

This long-sleeve tee features the parody dictionary-style definition of the eLearning Developer — the alchemist who turns PowerPoint slides into “interactive learning experiences” with Storyline and masters timelines that expand the moment someone says, “Can we just add one more interaction?” Equal parts truth and sarcasm, this shirt is the badge of honor for anyone who has ever published, republished, and published again.

Available in white, butter, island green, chambray, granite, true navy, black, crunchberry, and crimson with sizes from S to 3XL, it’s comfortable, durable, and bold enough for conferences, workshops, or your next marathon editing session.

Product Features

  • 100% soft ring spun U.S. cotton

  • Heavy fabric (6.1 oz/yd² / 206.8 g/m²)

  • Relaxed, classic fit for everyday wear

  • Chest pocket detail

  • Garment dyed for a lived-in feel with minimal shrinkage

  • Sewn-in twill label

  • Printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) technology

  • Uses OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes

Perfect for: conference sessions, late-night module edits, or gifting to the developer who knows the difference between SCORM 1.2 and 2004 (and cares way too much).

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👕 Because version 12 is never the final version.

from $59.02

This long-sleeve tee features the parody dictionary-style definition of the eLearning Developer — the alchemist who turns PowerPoint slides into “interactive learning experiences” with Storyline and masters timelines that expand the moment someone says, “Can we just add one more interaction?” Equal parts truth and sarcasm, this shirt is the badge of honor for anyone who has ever published, republished, and published again.

Available in white, butter, island green, chambray, granite, true navy, black, crunchberry, and crimson with sizes from S to 3XL, it’s comfortable, durable, and bold enough for conferences, workshops, or your next marathon editing session.

Product Features

  • 100% soft ring spun U.S. cotton

  • Heavy fabric (6.1 oz/yd² / 206.8 g/m²)

  • Relaxed, classic fit for everyday wear

  • Chest pocket detail

  • Garment dyed for a lived-in feel with minimal shrinkage

  • Sewn-in twill label

  • Printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) technology

  • Uses OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes

Perfect for: conference sessions, late-night module edits, or gifting to the developer who knows the difference between SCORM 1.2 and 2004 (and cares way too much).