Because the completion report ran perfectly. The three managers who ignored it are someone else's problem.
Price: from $69.10
This hoodie celebrates the LMS Administrator — keeper of passwords, wizard of course uploads, and producer of detailed reports admired most for how quickly they're ignored. Featuring a parody dictionary-style definition that captures the quiet competence and deeply unappreciated expertise behind every enrollment, reset, and compliance deadline, it's the perfect mix of sarcasm, warmth, and admin pride.
Made by Champion®, it's built for comfort and endurance with Double Dry® fleece that keeps you warm during system updates, audit week panic, or the inevitable "I can't find the login button" help ticket. Available in charcoal heather, royal blue, navy, black, and stone grey, and in unisex sizes S–3XL.
Product Features
50% cotton, 50% polyester for softness and durability
Champion® Double Dry® technology keeps you warm and dry
Medium-heavy fabric (9 oz/yd² / 310 g/m²) for year-round comfort
Iconic "C" logo on left sleeve
Kangaroo pocket for convenience (and your stack of ignored completion reports)
Up to 5% recycled polyester from plastic bottles
Regular fit with no side seams for reduced waste
Sewn-in label with care instructions
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Champion S700, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Do not tumble dry, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Because the completion report ran perfectly. The three managers who ignored it are someone else's problem.
Price: from $69.10
This hoodie celebrates the LMS Administrator — keeper of passwords, wizard of course uploads, and producer of detailed reports admired most for how quickly they're ignored. Featuring a parody dictionary-style definition that captures the quiet competence and deeply unappreciated expertise behind every enrollment, reset, and compliance deadline, it's the perfect mix of sarcasm, warmth, and admin pride.
Made by Champion®, it's built for comfort and endurance with Double Dry® fleece that keeps you warm during system updates, audit week panic, or the inevitable "I can't find the login button" help ticket. Available in charcoal heather, royal blue, navy, black, and stone grey, and in unisex sizes S–3XL.
Product Features
50% cotton, 50% polyester for softness and durability
Champion® Double Dry® technology keeps you warm and dry
Medium-heavy fabric (9 oz/yd² / 310 g/m²) for year-round comfort
Iconic "C" logo on left sleeve
Kangaroo pocket for convenience (and your stack of ignored completion reports)
Up to 5% recycled polyester from plastic bottles
Regular fit with no side seams for reduced waste
Sewn-in label with care instructions
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Champion S700, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Do not tumble dry, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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